Monday, December 05, 2005

Smart Ass!




A woman decides to have a face-lift, for her birthday. She spends $5000,
and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before
leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but

how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly
47," the woman says happily.

A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and asks the counter girl,
the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman
replies, "Nope, I'm 47."


Now she's feeling really good, about herself She stops in drugstore, on her
way down the street. She! goes up to the counter, to get some mints, and
asks the clerk, this burning question. The
clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30. Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but
thank you."

While waiting, for the bus to go home, she asks an old man, waiting next to
her, the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78, and my eye sight is
going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way, to tell how old a
woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you, to let me, put my
hands under your bra. Then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are."


They wait in silence on the empty street, until curiosity gets the best of
her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips both of
his hands, she says, "Okay, okay,...how old am I?" He removes his hands and
says, "Madam, you are 47.

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "Why, that's incredible, how could you
tell? "The old
man replies, "Promise you won't hit me?" "I promise I won't." she says. He
replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

If Prince Charles Decided to Re-marry...




Year 1981:
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

Year 2005:
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry .... Please warn the Pope!!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Mine is July!

JANUARY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach
and be
taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses.
Likes to criticize.
Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive
and has
deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Ratherreserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but
prone to
colds.

Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children.

Loyal.
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and
money
cautious.


_______________________________________________



FEBRUARY:

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and
clever.
Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.
Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach
goals. Loves
freedom.
Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive
and easily
hurt.
Gets angry really easily but choose not to show it. Dislike
unnecessary
things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and
stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.

Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not
outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift! . ! Tries to learn to
show
emotions.


_________________________________


MARCH:

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved.
Sensitive.

Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and
serenity.
Aggressive when provoked.
Sensitive to others. Loves to hel p others. Not easily angered.

Trustworthy.
Defends others.
Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others.
Varied interests.

Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention.
Strong belief system.
Hasty in trusting others. Loves home decors. Musically talented.
Depends on friends.

Loves special things. Moody and easily hurt. A giving lover.
Very loyal.
Deep Thinker.
Feels deeply. A romantic.
Loves to be loved. Thrifty. Loves down time
alone.



________________________________


APRIL:

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality.

Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and
generous.

Emotional.
Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates ones elf and
others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only
their lover
can see.


_________________________________


MAY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly
motivated.

Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves
attention.
Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm
Standpoint.

Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain).
Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in
the ear and
neck.

Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature
and the
arts.
Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many
children.

Hardworking. High spirited.
Spendthrift.


_________________________________


JUNE:

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active
mind.

Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental.
Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills.
Talkative.

Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show
character.
Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily
bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
Brand
conscious.

Executive.
Stubborn.


_________________________________

JULY:

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be
understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has
reputation.

Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and
unpredictable.

Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful.
Forgiving but
never forgets.

D islikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others
physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions
carefully. Caring
and loving.
Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy.

Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations. Ha! rd! working. No
difficulties in
studying.
Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old
friends.
Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never
looks for friends.

Not aggressive unless provoked.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to
recover.

_________________________________


AUGUST:

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others.

Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty
for
praises.
Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily
jealous.&
Observant.

Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves
to lead
and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and
defense.
Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses.
Learns to
relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring.

Loves to make friends
..

_________________________________

SEPTEMBER:

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized.
Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize.
Stubborn.
Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned
and detailed.

Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident.
Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and
knowledgeable.

Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when
criticizing. Able
to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive.
Loves
sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to
bottle up
feelings.

Very choosy, especially in relationship! s.!
Systematic.

_________________________________

OCTOBER:

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things
at the
center. Inner and physical beauty. Does not Lie Or Pretend.

Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making
friends.
Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated.

Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong
clairvoyance.
Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and ! easily
jealous.

Concerned.
Loves outdoors. Just and fair.
Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence.
Loves children.

_________________________________

NOVEMBER:

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward.
Unique and brilliant. Ex traordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine
and strong
clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality.

Secretive.
Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less
talkative but
amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted.

If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up.
Hardly
becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks
differently from
others.

Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises.
High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions.

Romantic.
Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities.
Trustworthy. Honest and
keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions.
Unpredictable

_________________________________

DECEMBER:

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and
interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitiou s. Influential in organizations.

Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves
attention.
Loves to be loved.

Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing
personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates
restrictions.
Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

I love this quote!

I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
- Neil Armstrong

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Stop nudging me!



To all the people on my MSN Messenger list

STOP NUDGING ME!

If you are happy with your new MSN Messenger 7, don't test it on me find someone else to test it on!
And no winks either!

-Raed

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Same Shit - Different Asshole!



I just got an email from Moumen M. Akel, I want to share it with you :)


“I BELIEVE that God wants me to be president.”
George W. Bush

"I would like to thank Providence and the Almighty for choosing me of all people to be allowed to wage this battle for Germany,"
Hitler - Berlin March, 1936


"God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands."
George W. Bush


"If we pursue this way, if we are decent, industrious, and honest, if we so loyally and truly fulfill our duty, then it is my conviction that in the future as in the past the Lord God will always help us"
Adolf Hitler, at the Harvest Thanksgiving Festival on the Buckeburg held on 3 Oct. 1937


“freedom and fear, justice and cruelty have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.”
George W. Bush


"Never in these long years have we offered any other prayer but this: Lord, grant to our people peace at home, and grant and preserve to them peace from the foreign foe!"
Hitler - Nuremberg Sept. 13, 1936.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Raeds.com is born! Yahoo is 10 years old!


Hi all!
I know I don't write much anymore...
You know what?
GET USED TO IT!
Cause I think Im not goanna write as much a before for a long time.

Umm let me see whats new...


Today we painted the Ezzbah walls we weren't smart enough to hire someone so we did it our self... and we did it at night! (It was Hisham stupid idea)
So I will go in morning to see how bad we did. 

The guys have big plans for the Ezzbah 1st anniversary they want to do a lot of stuff, but so far all I see is a BIG mess!

I'll take a picture of it and you will see how big of a mess it is.

Happy Birthday Yahoo!


Yahoo! is celebrating it's 10th birthday today.
Since I registered with Yahoo! it been always greeting me on my birthday.
So I think it's payback Yahoo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAHOO!
And NO! Im not upgrading my Yahoo! mail to Yahoo! Mail Plus. Get over it!

A cool think yahoo have on there main page today is Peek back at the Yahoo! front page from 1995.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Shannyn Sossamon and celebz.tk

Moi sent me an email with pictures of Shannyn Sossamon with a subject "check this out, then talk :-p"
Those pictures are good but I still think Penelope Cruz is hotter than Shannyn Sossamon.





My friend Kaiser made a website and he called it The Hottest 25 Celebs! it's not final yet he is still working on it, but I think he will finish it soon... check it out!
http://www.celebz.tk/

PS: You will not find Shannyn Sossamon in the The Hottest 25 Celebs! site :P

Monday, February 07, 2005

Penelope Cruz VS Shannyn Sossamon

I received a comment from Moi about Penelope Cruz saying:
"You guys are disgusting. She looks like a shriveled up old woman... Get Shannon Sossamon on there, then we'll talk!"

Therefore, this is what askmen.com said about them:
You judge!


Penelope Cruz

Shannyn Sossamon


There's a reason why Penelope Cruz is nicknamed the "Spanish
Enchantress" and the "Madonna of Madrid" outside of her native land.
Gorgeous, sultry and gifted, she has paid her dues and climbed her way
from supporting actress to feature player.

She has a knack for disregarding gossip
and focusing her energy on her career and personal happiness instead. Of
course, the more famous she got the more gossip there was, but she was
strong enough to not let it bother her.


Like Sophia Loren before her, Penelope is
proof that American audiences can easily adopt foreign stars as their
own personal sweetheart if they have what it takes. With the much
publicized Cruise-Cruz relationship well behind her, Penelope is set to
be famous in her own right.


why we like her?

As Spanish exports go, Penelope Cruz is certainly among the hottest.
She went from talented European actress to Hollywood superstar without
sacrificing her integrity on the way. And she ain't half bad to look at
either...


why is she famous?

Aside from having been romantically linked to some of the biggest
actors in Hollywood, Penelope has appeared in a number of successful
films such as All About My Mother (1999), Blow (2001), Vanilla Sky
(2001), and Gothika (2003).


 


Shannyn Sossamon is the
classic example of a free spirit willing to go wherever life may take
her. That irrepressible attitude has kept her going from Honolulu to
Hollywood: So when a one-in-a-million discovery led to her starring role
in 2001's A Knight's Tale, the young dancer-turned-actress just
took it in stride. In fact, when stardom no longer appealed to her,
Sossamon gave it up for a time, until her interest in acting was renewed
by more interesting roles, such as her turn in 2002's The Rules of
Attraction
.

But such an approach to life is in keeping with Shannyn's bohemian
personality. A strong interest in the arts, from dancing and acting to
photography, writing and music, means that Sossamon finds contentment in
any number of media, and can handle just about anything -- just don't
expect this party girl to handle punching a timecard.


So where will Sossamon's career take her next? With her feisty
unpredictability, no one can say for sure. But whatever happens,
whatever new opportunities arise, we can rest assured that Shannyn's
future is in the firm grip of only one person: Shannyn Sossamon herself.



why we like her?


Shannyn Sossamon has a great attitude about her newfound fame, and
decided to be an actress not for the attention, but for the enjoyment of
it -- and if the fun is gone, she'll quit in a heartbeat. She only seems
to conform when conformity just so happens to be what she wants to do.


why is she famous?


Between DJing and other odd jobs in Los Angeles, Shannyn managed to land
the part of Lady Jocelyn; the love interest in 2001's quasi-medieval
hit, A Knight's Tale. Since then, she's had notable roles in movies like
40 Days and 40 Nights and The Rules of Attraction.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Everything since January 20, 2005

I know I did not post since Eid...
Dont ask why cause I dont know... maybe I dont feel like writing, I have nothing to write about or I just not in the mood!
Im still not in the mood but a lot asked me to write, and the problem is I dont know what to write about!

Let me think...



We captured Nemo! He is back to the Ezzbah. He had an injury so Mohammed and Mansor FlaFil took him to a Vet and they preformed a surgery on his left hand so he doesnt limp anymore...
His is back and happy in the Ezzbah but he is too umm sexually aroused all the time! That pussy needs pussy!
Did that just sound wrong?!
Anyway, Nemo ran away from the Ezzbah to find some love and came back. He came back with a big smile and his color got darker.. Yes he was very dirty!
Man Im afraid he catch some Cat STD! Is there a STD for cats?!
We have two bitchs in the Ezzbah so why that Fritz go out side for street pussies?! I think it because male cats cant do female dogs.



My mood!
Man my mood is swinging like a PMSing girl...
I'll be sad, happy, relaxed, annoyed, bored and busy at the same time!



Im busy with an exam I'm doing its called CTI Final Exam I'm doing this exam to be a Crestron Authorized Independent Programmer.
I have three months to finish it and trust me it needs three months to finish it, its a hard one... But I'm doing my best (sometimes)


With all this stuff going around all I need is... Penelope Cruz
Man she is fineeeeee

So if you are Penelope Cruz reading my blog... send me an email.
Even if you look like her...

Thursday, January 20, 2005

No Eid for you!

This is a cartoon I saw in today's newspaper, I liked it.
I want to share it with you.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Happy Eid Ul-Adha!



Today is Eid Ul-Adha Day!
Im all alone here in Riyadh my parents in Jalajil to spend Eid there.
Hisham went to Skakah and Nael went to Egypt, however Mohammed is spending Eid in Riyadh.

I tell you some thing… I like it when I am home alone… I'm not gonna have a party or something! It's just cool…

If you don't know what is Eid Ul-Adha I will tell you little about it…

Although only the pilgrims in Makkah can participate in the Hajj fully, all the other Muslims in the world join with them by celebrating Eid Ul-Adha, or "Celebration of Sacrifice." On the 10th day of Dhul-Hijjah, the last month of the Islamic calendar, Muslims around the world celebrate this feast of commitment, obedience and self-sacrifice to Allah. They wear their nicest clothing and attend Salatul-Eid (Eid Prayer) in the morning. This is followed by a short sermon, after which everyone socializes. Next, people visit each other's homes and partake in festive meals with special dishes, beverages, and desserts. Children receive gifts and sweets on this happy occasion. In addition, like the pilgrims in Makkah, the Muslims, who can afford to do so, usually sheep, as a symbol of Ibrahim's (PBUH) sacrifice. The meat is distributed for consumption to family, friends, and to the poor and needy.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

I found Nemo!

I did not have internet for the past 4 days I felt so addictive to it, I did a lot of stuff that I wanted to do for a long time... I think it was useful I really realized that I must be offline more than being online.

This afternoon on my way to the office there was some road constructions on the office street so I had to take another way to the office, that other street pass by the Ezzbah.
When I passed by the Ezzbah I saw NEMO! I saw him on top of a trashcan!
He was dirty and he was limping! I was on an important phone call when I saw him, I stopped my car next to the trashcan and he looked at me, as if he was waiting for me to call him or something. He jumped on the neighbors wall so I got off from the car still talking on the phone... I aimed my mobile to him and took this picture:



Then after posing to the camera, he jumped to the neighbors house....

I miss that cat!

Saturday, January 08, 2005

The Saudi Vin Diesel

Today Mansor FalaFil came to my office after a long absence cause he was busy with his final exams.

His head was shaved! Because he wants a new look a Vin Diesel look.
He called him self now The Saudi Vin Diesel!


No comment!

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Some games is so addictive it is not funny I got them blogged!

I created a new blog about Addictive Games where I will post links of Addictive Games I fine on the web.
Most if not all the games I post there do not require you to install it on your computer, it runs on the web.
However, most games need some browser plug-ins like Macromedia Flash or Shockwave.
I will try to update that blog every 2-3 days.
It is a great way to waste time at work!

Enjoy it...



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